Is the world really ready for Bavarian Chic? I once moved there mostly because my level of alcoholism was taken as social drinking. Much as I love Munich, is this outfit entirely WISE?
This reminded me of the Big Breakfast asking Samuel L Jackson to try Morris Dancing, which he managed without losing any cool whatsoever. Iron Man Robert Downey jnr’s insouciant brilliance is similarly, er, iron clad. So what if Mr Downey looks a little, well, a lot, GAY. As long as he doesn’t start slapping other guy’s leather clad butts while yodeling he’ll probably get away with it.
On the subject of straight guys sometimes looking a little metrosexual, extremely talented screenwriter and author Philip Ridley was once asked if the money men were a bit worried by the homo eroticism in the movie The Krays. He replied, ‘They wouldn’t notice homo eroticism if Brad Pitt, in Calvins, offered them a rim job.’