Timothy West is Danny Dyer’s Dad. Yes, really. Maybe Fenella Fielding should be a cockney virgin with a burger van. Peter Bowles confirmed as Top Boy leader of Football Hooligan firm.
Deadenders, so dismal that Fred West wouldn’t let his kids watch it. Which is actually true. It may only be speculation that BBC1 rejected a new soap opera based around the home life of the yokel serial killers Fred and Rose West. ‘It’s just too cosy and domestic. A married couple. Hideously white. Might as well bring back Terry and June if you’re going to go down that route. Where’s the multi-cultural and gay relevance?’