National Coming Out Day. Did any Bi people bother? Moonchild Crowley Crimson Today is the feast of the Beast

Bisexuality, blown out of the water by the pink pound, equally detested by gay and straight. Why do we bother? “I didn’t know you did, Major.” Basil Fawlty. That’s true. I don’t.

But if I did, I’d say that the boring, predictable ‘they’re REALLY gay’ balloon juice coming from both sides fixed that for me, better than any pop eyed, cigar toting child predator could have done.

Enjoy your civil marriages, gay lads and lasses. You’ve been far too happy for far too long…